Afterwards, no one could actually remember what that gesture meant. Or why we did it. But we did anyway.
Comfortable lab attire is of course a relative term
Pipetting aliquots of dd water, lab saftey of course comes first for F.L.
After a long day, S.B. decided to the test the effect of nitrous oxide on Arabidopsis seedlings.
With the evening advancing, T.L. felt increasingly less understood
It sounded easy when the instructor explained it. "Pull over to the bank, THEN leave the boat". On the side of the bank, of course.
Olympic skiing experts argue what is more amazing, the admirable aerodynamic elegance of Z.Z's downhill position,
or the fact that she is actually
moving on
completely flat ground, at a speed of about 0.03 mph..
L.P. is usually credited among experts for the invention of cross crountry ski breakdance.
A picture taken of N.K. and A.H. from the Netherlands
just before the kickoff of the Football (soccer for our American friends) World Championship final
Netherland against Spain. A picture after the game could not
be taken due to a sudden camera damage.
At 15.27 o'clock, a
local farmer reported several
chicken missing from his farm close to the institute. Presumably, so he told to the
police officer, some "foxes" from the woods nearby must have payed
him a visit.
Curiously,
the next morning the person on the left could not remember anything. The one on
the right vowed that he had not been at the party at all.
Searching for possible hidden talents L.P. and N.K. briefly tried their luck in portraiting.
Then they quickly decided to go back to the lab
and do some more work.
Witnesses of S.B's ride
reported that even years later they
would wake up every night from hearing that scary scream again.
Mishearing her PI's inquiry, A.H. went on to demonstrate in her first progress report how she "struggled" with a particular experiment.
While most of his new tough friends dressed up as "warriors" or "LA gangstas", unfortunate TF.L. decided to come as, .... well ... apple!
Unfortunately ignored by everyone due to noise from the refridgerator behind him, TF.L. mentioned that he just found out that the place where the rainbow hits the ground was right next to the institute.
Little attention S.K. had payed to the warning that there were some "nasty little creatures" down in the growth chambers
The place
behind the institute is great for summer barbeque. The other times of the year
just for barbeque.
A cult
among heavy metal fans, the "Ballad of Mad Root Stem Cells". People
who have listened to it actually wonder why.
Soon A.D. realized that skills and perseverance
mentioned in the job description meant something else than what she
On the first evening of PhD candiate recruitment, basic
skills are the issue
Eager to fit in with her new
lab mates, M.U. happily accepted to join for an after work beer. Little did she know that it was
actually served
in some kind of buckets.
Gradually it became clear to M.U. what "cabin
with individual energy management" meant.
At the evening of that day when everyone had taken a final "cheese" shot, some of the participant noticed their first wrinkles that didn't want to go away again. Never did actually.
The old style architecture of the seminar room provided a cozy atmosphere for everyone. And smacking head bangs for the taller ones of us.
J.L. with
a single-arm pushup in the ice cold river, a daily duty for all lab members.
.....unsuccessful
manuscripts still give a great fire at the end of the day
The last thing he could remember was that slightly bitter taste in his beer after he returned to the fire.
And how upbeat everyone else
suddenly seemed to be.
Today, soon-to-be-professor M.L. expects the safety
officier's annual visit
(We actually don't know
these people)
According to yet unsubstantiated rumors, several late night workers apparently had completely sunk into their chairs and were not seen again ever since.
Nothing causes more fear and panic in the lab than when this guy says "We always fixed such things ourselves".
"Zese pens are so much fun to label with"
We are desperately seeking postdoc applications from Switzerland or
Austria!
That's all folks.
Last update
18/09/18